listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
A new poll found that most Americans have a higher opinion of Darth Vader than of any potential 2016 candidate. In fact, things are looking so good for Vader that he’s decided to run for president. He’s even released a few campaign slogans.